Robsessed Turns Rob Pattinson Pap Pics Into A Muybridge Motion Study

Science oAlthough Eadweard Muybridge thought of himself primarily as an artist, he encouraged the aura of scientific investigation that surrounded his project at the University of Pennsylvania. Published in 1887 as Animal Locomotion, the 781 finished prints certainly look scientific, and historically, most viewers have accepted them as reliable scientific studies of movement. The recent rediscovery of Muybridge’s working proofs, however, demonstrates that he freely edited his images to achieve these final results. How does this change our idea of his photography?r Art—or Both? http://americanhistory.si.edu/muybridge/

So it's been going on a long long time eh.

http://americanhistory.si.edu/muybridge/

See Rob walk. Look, look, look Jane. Look, Sally, look. See Rob walk. Walk, Rob, walk. See Rob walk, Sally and Jane! Oh Dick, see Rob walk!

 

really good motion ones from top:

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2012/10/no-photo-left-behind-robert-pattinson.html

 

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2012/10/robert-pattinson-at-lax-heading-to.html

See Rob go. Rob can go down. See Rob go down. Down down down.

 

Muybridge again not Rob

 Top upper right sort of looks like that day on the beach though 

Oh oh oh! See Rob run. Rob can run fast. Run, Rob, run! Run fast, Rob, run run run! Oh, oh, oh! Look, look, look!

http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/04/03/robert-pattinson-beach-pics-paddle-boarding-work-out/

http://www.robstendreams.com/2012/11/new-pics-of-rob-and-kristen-at.html#comment-form

Crotch shot from Robsten Dreams
Don't you just love it?

HERE

Embarrassing to have fans like these eh

See the man walk. Walk, man, walk. Man, walk. Walkman.

http://americanhistory.si.edu/muybridge/

 http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2012/10/robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart.html 

 

Image of a typical robsessed fangirl

blackbeanie replied to Kazrob

Where do you keep getting them, Kaz?  Stupid, I know, but when I see a poem of you, I know everything's fine in our happy place. :)

Happy Trail

You tease me with these little peeks

When there's been no sign for bloody weeks

Then a pic appears and oh my god

Its you in a hoodie flashing the bod.

You reach up to pull on the hood

Knowing full well you're looking good

Sunglasses on, unmistakeably male

My eyes are riveted on your happy trail.

This trail of hair, my eyes they linger

I want to trace it with my finger

Should my hand dip to the pleasure dome

I know I've found my sweet way home...

Video Exposes the Fraud of US Weekly Photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders.

On The Road NY Premiere Kristen Stewart

Is everyone happy now to see the flailed actress all skin and bones

Has she been punished enough for THAT AFTERNOON

Or do you want more more MORE

For THAT AFTERNOON see The Rashomon Effect here:

Complete with pictures from THAT AFTERNOON

The camera never lies. It records what is there. It is we who lie to ourselves when we perceive what we think we see. as it filters through our own protective shield.

Does this mean that the photos we see take on the literal truth of what the camera has recorded? 

Look at this video

Now tell me what you see in those pictures you just looked at

Watch and Learn
!AND ANOTHER ONE NEW!

HERE:  http://youtu.be/bnPCF9AQzCM 

As Diana was dying in her car pleading with her eyes for help the papz were filming her 
THEY TURNED HER INTO A SNUFF FILM


WIN ONE FOR DIANA
DOWN WITH THE TABLOIDS WHO CREATE THE MARKET 
FOR THE PAPZ

YAAAAY          OCCUPY!

Rob Pattinson Needs A Paparazzi Strategy

All paparazzi photos courtesy of http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2011/11/new-pictures-of-robert-pattinson-and.html
 Kristen and Rob in London over Thanksgiving. What a nice Thanksgiving paparazzi present to give them by posting their fear, anger, consternation, sadness at this recent stalking, car chasing, an violation of their privacy. Do they stalk Ashley Greene like this? Or Jason Rathbone? Or Kellan Lutz? Not like this. Why not? No big fuck bucks for pics. Ahhhhhhhh.


So one of his fan sites, one of the most popular, most devoted, one that gets millions of hits, posts not one or two but all fucking 943 1/2 of them! Now that's true love, ain't it! We just love this boy/man. We want to know everything about him, his every move, his every thought, every book he reads, every script he is considering, every, every, every...........well, even the slush minded get it. 


Protesting, boycotting, complaining, scolding and all that stuff will do no good. 


It's hits the site is after. The more hits the higher the commissions you get from the click throughs. Did you get that? Let me say it differently. Google clicks are statistically calculated on numbers of views a site gets. When the numbers get over a certain point, the percentages of commissions on a click-through sale increase. So if you click on a Rob Pattinson DVD on that site and it goes to Amazon, the site gets money as in $$$$$$. The more click throughs, the more chances you will get a click through that leads to a sale. But you also get money for each click to Amazon. 


So how do you increase the hits? Put up vanilla pics? Or.............controversial ones? Controversial ones invite lots of pro/con comments. Comments are hits. Each one. Lots of hits are generated this way. The problem is that when things get too hot a flame war starts. The site needs regular people to police for them. The regulars are the pit bulls for the site. Like the criminals in the Gulag who policed and terrorized the political prisoners who were lifers or close to lifers, as opposed to the shorter sentences for the criminals. So regulars are necessary for free policing. Flame wars drive regulars away, so you see it's a fine line to placate the regulars and increase the hits. Too much to one side reduces sales and too much ranting reduces sales. Newbies are needed for sales but they are not as reliable as regulars. They are the ones who will buy as new Rob obsessed fans, but with these new ones come new ones dressed as trolls, who will inflame and make the site unpleasant for the regulars.


So be clear as to your function on a site. You are simply free labor. You allow the administrators to enjoy themselves more and police less. Not that there's anything wrong with that, to quote Seinfeld. But do not expect the site to be a fan site for Rob purely for their own devotion and pleasure. There are sites that do do that, Rose at pattinsonintoxication, for example. Her motives are different from money, but she has them.


Now I also pimp Rob. I use Twilight, the books, the films, the irruption to read post modern thinking through them. I am about post modern thinking, guerrilla thinking, in all the ways one can imagine thinking guerrilla.


My guerrilla advice to Rob: You need a strategy for dealing with the papps. Papps are just grown up bullies from the playground who have expensive cameras and who make a living our of being bullies. Every kid picked on in the playground has to learn to deal with this as long as s/he stays in school. The intention is to torture and terrorize you. Just for fun. Just because they can do it. With papps it is for $$$$. The more you are tortured by them and reveal it, the more they are going to do it to you. This is why you need a strategy. You cannot depend on your fans. Just like the child on the school playground cannot depend on his/her parents. 


The strategy cannot be pleading with them to stop, not threatening them because they know you can't go too far to really hurt them. Nothing within the dialectical Dominating Discourse will work. As any child on the playground knows. Telling the police or the teacher does not work either. What to do.


JUDO them. Use their strengths against them. 


Ideas: Kutcher and Demi tweeted themselves in bed, in a bikini, at the beach, in the bathtub, at home, all the kinds of shots a papp would love to be able to get. Hard to sell pics when the subject is giving them away.


Joli: Stands there and says, "Take as many as you like." And she poses while they finish.


Joli knows that the most prized photo is the one that captures your soul. The unaware one. The one that captures you posed NOT. The surprise one. So if you display I am tortured you give them what they want. 


I would have a neck tag printed with a web site address of one of my favorite guerrillas, Tamira Thayne,  of http://www.dogsdeservebetter.com Thayne is legislating in all 50 states for anti dog chaining laws to limit the amount of time in one day that a dog can be chained outside. She chains herself to a doghouse outside the Harrisburg Pennsylvania legislature in protest of their refusal to pass that law. She gets married while she and her husband are chained to a doghouse on the steps of the Harrisburg capitol building. Pennsylvania and Missouri are the puppy mill winners in the country. She and her organization has recently taken over Michael Vick's former pit bull emporium for rescue purposes, to whitewash it so to speak, launder the money vampire blood out of it. 


So I myself would walk around with that neck tag, or put it on every time I went out to confront the papps. Then I would stand there and let them take the pics to give http://www.dogsdeservebetter.com all the hits from my fans.


That's just me. But Rob, you desperately need a strategy. Please don't tell me all the brains on your payroll are dead or slushy. paparazzi photos


Now see how I just pimped Rob for doggies on chains in the cold and heat everywhere they are without love or affection or proper care.

Kristen Stewart: Vogue 2-11 and W 9-11 Using a Variation of William Burroughs Cut Up Technique

There is seduction and then there is the production of seduction which = provacative, NOT seductive

Which is glam???

 Vogue February 2011                                                   W September 2011

Photographed by Mario Testino for Vogue                                                               

               W  September 2011                                                         Vogue February 2011                        

W September 2011                                                            Vogue February 2011

                                                                               W September 2011                          

                             Vogue February 2011                                    

         Vogue February 2011                                                                          W  September 2011

 The actress posed for the Vogue February cover with Proenza Schouler designers Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez in a deserted L.A. warehouse

                                                                Vogue February 2011

Kristen Stewart as Tracy in Into The Wild
Of all my hundreds of pics on all my blogs, this is the pic that has by far the most hits

W  Hey! Amy Winehouse  is hot right now! Now that she just died. Let's recycle her LOOK and paste it on Kristen Stewart! Great! HIGH - FIVE  for you! (My imagined fantasy photo spread planning conversation.)

VOGUE VIDEO LINK HERE.... she talked exclusively to Vogue.com about how she got her start in the business, the strangest part about being thrust under microscope, and where she sees herself in ten years.   (Do go there as it's a lovely video of Kristen.)